6 bits of “dragon advice” that might land you in prison

1.  Go on.  Set the night on fire.

2.  It’s okay to stroke and lick yourself in public.

3.  Nothing burns better than a wood house.  Keeps you warm, too.

4.  Break the rules.  Smoke!

5.  Confiscate all the gold, silver and gems you can find and bury them in a cave where no one will find them.

6.  Don’t let anyone call you a dinosaur.  If they do…eat them.