1. Go on. Set the night on fire.
2. It’s okay to stroke and lick yourself in public.
3. Nothing burns better than a wood house. Keeps you warm, too.
4. Break the rules. Smoke!
5. Confiscate all the gold, silver and gems you can find and bury them in a cave where no one will find them.
6. Don’t let anyone call you a dinosaur. If they do…eat them.
