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With Halloween rapidly approaching, I thought I’d post some goofy riddles.  Enjoy.  Answers are at the end.

1.  What kind of ghost haunts a hen-house?

2.  Why do ghosts like to go to baseball games?

3.  What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

4.  What do little ghosts drink?

5.  What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?

6.  Why did the vampire read the Wall Street Journal?

7.  What do birds give out on Halloween?

8.  What looks and acts like a black cat but is much smaller?

9.  What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?

10.  I threw away the outside and cooked the inside.  Then I ate the outside and threw away the inside.  What did I eat?

Answers:

1. poultry-geist

2.  they like to boo the umpire.

3.  a holy terror

4.  evaporated milk

5.  she flies off the handle

6.  He heard it had great circulation.

7.  Tweets

8.  a black kitten

9.  your breath

10.  corn on the cob

 

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